Politics

Okay, you all know you really want to talk about (make fun of) the (republican) candidates. I am (not) neutral. I don't have anything at all against the republican candidates (except everything about them).

So feel free to post your opinion on the election, the candidates, the debates, how completely insane the Republicans are, or anything else political!

Here is an interactive map for the election:

http://www.npr.org/news/specials/election2008/2008-election-map.html#/president-nprOvM/

Here are some SNL episodes:

http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/video/clips/palin-hillary-open/656281/
http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/video/clips/vp-debate-open-palin-biden/727421
http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/video/clips/gov-palin-cold-open/773761/
http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/video/clips/update-thursday-debate-open/742065/
http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/video/clips/3am-phone-call/229104/
http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/video/clips/update-palin-rap/773781/
http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/video/clips/update-thursday-final-debate/768721/

These are quite hilarious. So… if you are bored and wish to have something to do… These are fun!!!

Bushisms:

"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." —LaCrosse, Wis., Oct. 18, 2000

"I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family." —Greater Nashua, N.H., Jan. 27, 2000

"I hear there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to have a draft." —second presidential debate, St. Louis, Mo., Oct. 8, 2004

"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." —Saginaw, Mich., Sept. 29, 2000

"You work three jobs? … Uniquely American, isn't it? I mean, that is fantastic that you're doing that." —to a divorced mother of three, Omaha, Nebraska, Feb. 4, 2005

"They misunderestimated me." —Bentonville, Ark., Nov. 6, 2000

"Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?" —Florence, S.C., Jan. 11, 2000

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." —Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004

"There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again." —Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002

(from: http://politicalhumor.about.com/cs/georgewbush/a/top10bushisms.htm)

And these are quotes from our President…

And here are some from Palin:

"As Putin rears his head and comes into the air space of the United States of America, where– where do they go? It's Alaska. It's just right over the border." —Sarah Palin, explaining why Alaska's proximity to Russia gives her foreign policy experience, interview with CBS's Katie Couric, Sept. 24, 2008

We believe that the best of America is not all in Washington, D.C. … We believe that the best of America is in these small towns that we get to visit, and in these wonderful little pockets of what I call the real America, being here with all of you hard working very patriotic, um, very, um, pro-America areas of this great nation." —Sarah Palin, speaking at a fundraiser in Greensoboro, N.C., Oct. 16, 2008

"All of 'em, any of 'em that have been in front of me over all these years." —Sarah Palin, unable to name a single newspaper or magazine she reads, interview with Katie Couric, CBS News, Oct. 1, 2008

"As for that VP talk all the time, I'll tell you, I still can't answer that question until somebody answers for me what is it exactly that the VP does every day?" —Sarah Palin, interview with CNBC's "Kudlow & Co," July 31, 2008

"[T]hey're in charge of the U.S. Senate so if they want to they can really get in there with the senators and make a lot of good policy changes that will make life better for Brandon and his family and his classroom." —Sarah Palin, getting the vice president's constitutional role wrong after being asked by a third grader what the vice president does, interview with NBC affiliate KUSA in Colorado, Oct. 21, 2008

"I'm the mayor, I can do whatever I want until the courts tell me I can't.'" —Sarah Palin, as quoted by former City Council Member Nick Carney, after he raised objections about the $50,000 she spent renovating the mayor's office without approval of the city council

From- http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/sarahpalin/a/palin-top-10.htm

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